It’s Valentine’s Day! Which is a great excuse to dress super cute! I hope all the people with treats look at me and say “Hey, she’s so cute she gets an extra treat!” What would be really awesome is if it got people without treats to go find treats just to give to me.
For Valentine’s Day I want to get my momma something extra special. I found a half ball thing in the yard last year that would have been a great gift, but momma screamed and threw it away when I brought it to her. Here’s a picture of it in the trash bin:
Would you have tossed a gift this awesome?
Teach me to give her something before a holiday. She must have just been so surprised to get something without a reason that she didn’t know what to do with it.
I’d give her one of my dental treats, but then I’m not sure I’d get another one and that’s no good. Wait, I have it! The perfect gift. Extra snuggles. She loves it when we give her snuggles. A few extra minutes of super cute snuggles and I’m golden. Try and top that bro! Even if he steals my snuggles idea I can just throw in some foot snuggles. He hasn’t quite gotten the hang of snuggling momma’s foot while she works to keep it warm. That’s my secret gift that he’ll never be able to beat. Oh, the treats I’m going to earn!
Momma dressed Tad Cooper up with a bow-tie, and he thought he was pretty cool in it, but I don’t think it’s quite as cute as my dress. That means I should get more treats than him. I think getting to be cuter than him at Valentine’s Day is my reward for having to play the part of Easter Bunny last year. Oh no. I bet momma still has that bunny costume! I’m going to need to eat a lot of treats to make sure it doesn’t fit by the time Easter rolls around. Can you help a dachshund girl out and throw her some extra goodies?